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Thorbjorn Bjornson's personal site (Nothing to do with the Alliance).
I am the new Mayor of Washington DC. Working to make this city shine again. The White house is now available for parties. See below for info.
Whitehouse Regular parties - Please be over 21, have your ID ready for display. Also please note. VIPs are accepted but make sure you know the password for the night you are attending. Thanks.
Whitehouse Premium parties - Please enter via the usual queue then type in VALLEY FORGE into the data-pad to gain entry. Thanks again for your understanding.
Please visit (as long as you are not from The Martyr states). We have:
- Viewing area.
- Regular parties (see services).
- A gift shop. Not only does it provide easy access to the outside of the White House grounds. Very useful if you are caught browsing the White House interior at closing time and need to make a quick exit before the doors are locked. The shop also sells replicas of the stuff that the democracy people liked before that whole government thing went away.
Our most popular replica is of the Declaration of Independence which is a A3 size poster with the words "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..." in Arial size 60 font. It genuinely looks just like the real thing. Not that you will ever get to see the real thing. Unless you are Nick Cage in that underrated movie.
P.S. Janitors needed. No need to email - just come in via the back door. Please wear a uniform and be ready to work.
Whitehouse Premium parties - Please enter via the usual queue then type in VALLEY FORGE into the data-pad to gain entry. Thanks again for your understanding.
Please visit (as long as you are not from The Martyr states). We have:
- Viewing area.
- Regular parties (see services).
- A gift shop. Not only does it provide easy access to the outside of the White House grounds. Very useful if you are caught browsing the White House interior at closing time and need to make a quick exit before the doors are locked. The shop also sells replicas of the stuff that the democracy people liked before that whole government thing went away.
Our most popular replica is of the Declaration of Independence which is a A3 size poster with the words "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..." in Arial size 60 font. It genuinely looks just like the real thing. Not that you will ever get to see the real thing. Unless you are Nick Cage in that underrated movie.
P.S. Janitors needed. No need to email - just come in via the back door. Please wear a uniform and be ready to work.